You Will Survive the Last Days of Summer. Here’s How.

School in Oregon starts next week. The rain has come. Vacations are over. Here’s your survival plan.

1. Buy a can of Reddi Whip (you know, the spray whipped cream?). Spray it on stuff.

2. Throw trucks at shrubs.

3. When the clouds part, find a local sand box and pretend it’s an island getaway. (A beach volleyball court will also work.)

4. If the clouds don’t part, throw plastic toys at snacks.

Any additions?

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Thanks to Gretchen and Marisa for beta testing items 1 and 2.