School in Oregon starts next week. The rain has come. Vacations are over. Here’s your survival plan.
1. Buy a can of Reddi Whip (you know, the spray whipped cream?). Spray it on stuff.
2. Throw trucks at shrubs.
3. When the clouds part, find a local sand box and pretend it’s an island getaway. (A beach volleyball court will also work.)
4. If the clouds don’t part, throw plastic toys at snacks.
Thanks to Gretchen and Marisa for beta testing items 1 and 2.