School in Oregon starts next week. The rain has come. Vacations are over. Here’s your survival plan.
1. Buy a can of Reddi Whip (you know, the spray whipped cream?). Spray it on stuff.
2. Throw trucks at shrubs.
3. When the clouds part, find a local sand box and pretend it’s an island getaway. (A beach volleyball court will also work.)
4. If the clouds don’t part, throw plastic toys at snacks.
Any additions?
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Thanks to Gretchen and Marisa for beta testing items 1 and 2.
Great tips and funny at the same time. 🙂
Thanks!! 🙂
Find some road construction. 🙂
Brilliant. Definitely a win.
Pretend you’re deaf…seriously. Did you just whine mama for, like, 10 minutes straight because you don’t like the color of your sock? Really? Sorry, did not hear a thing.