You know Stefon, from SNL, Bill Hader’s anemic and weirdly lovable club rat? He would come on to the set of Weekend Update to make suggestions for tourists visiting New York… “New York’s hottest club is Scampi, illegally parked behind the Statue of Liberty.”
This is what I had in mind when I was jotting down the rules for a series of new tag games Boy Woww has invented for outside time at preschool. I got to participate in “Butterfly Tag” when I visited for lunch one day.
And then that evening as we hid out from the rain in our car while K-Pants was at baseball practice, Boy Woww told me the rules for the rest. At the time we were just finishing playing hide-and-seek, which, in a four-door sedan was pretty amusing. “You’re too big to move around in here, so I’ll hide,” he said. He tried to hide under my legs on the driver’s side. “Stop laughing,” he said as he crawled all over me to decide whether the spot would work. He decided against it.
Sedan hide-and-seek, to be followed by the dictation of preschool tag
So here are the rules for preschool’s hottest new tag games:
Candy Tag
The tagger is the butterfly. If you get tagged, then you turn into a candy, and then if somebody touches you, you get freed.
Cookie Tag
If somebody tags you, you turn into a cookie. You fall down. The mouse eats you. Then you become the mouse.
Butterfly Tag
Everyone is a caterpillar. The tagger is a bird. If the tagger touches you, you get caught. If you’re touched one time, you turn into a cocoon. After 11 seconds, you turn into a butterfly.
If I have a son, I hope his imagination soars as much as Boy Woww’s ❤
These are great! Let’s form a butterfly tag league
Done!