We’re not really pet people.
But on a trip to McMinnville last Monday I found two finger Muppets that appear to be either lampreys, snakes, or disco worms. We named them Fang and Boca, with help from Aunty Fizgig.
Full disclosure: I bought them at a really cute shop called Hopscotch Toys. I did not rescue them from a disco-worm finger-Muppet shelter. In fact, they pretty much 100% came from a finger Muppet mill.
So no, we are not saving the world one disco-lamprey/worm/snake at a time. Are you happy? Next time you see me feel free to throw Kool-Aid all over my snow-white, faux-fur cat suit.
Yes I do. It’s very flattering. But enough about me.
You’re probably asking yourself, “Should I run out and buy disco-worm finger Muppets?” And I would say to you, “Now is a good time to buy. Because when they show up in episodes of Kourtney and Kim Take Trampolines to Paris in a few months, you’ll want to be able to say you had them first.”
Here are a few things you should know:
1. You will have to get them piano lessons.
2. They may turn your children into socialists over a series of “chats.”
3. They like olives on pizza.